Make My Hair Like You

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
`How can I help you?` asked the stylist.
`Listen lady, I`m a rich man but I haven`t been able to solve my balding problem,` the guy explained, `I went for a hair transplant but I couldn`t stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I`ll pay you Rs. 1,00,000.`
`No problem,` said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.

wife and husband

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"